President Obama and First Lady's first year in office...small corner
Casey Johnson's death..even smaller bottom
No mention of Haiti..
Heidi Montag's plastic surgery orgy...80% of the front cover. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?? And this isn't a trashy tabloid..it's People magainze for God's sake. Urgh...
I thought she was a nutcase for dating Spencer Pratt but apparently she's more psychotic than I thought. She had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day including a second boob job bumping her up to DDD's and now reports that she can barely move her face. She also had a brow lift, botox in her forehead, a nose job revision, fat injections in her cheeks, a chin reduction, neck liposuction and had her ears pinned back. And she's not done. Seriously? You need a brow lift and botox at 23? And was her neck so grotesquely fat that it needed liposuctioning?
Heidi was a pretty girl before and now she looks like every other plastic faced, Barbie wannabe walking around Beverly Hills. Don't get me wrong, it's ok to have a nip here, a tuck there to enhance your natural beauty or to temporarily change something like your hair, but when you have so many procedures that you start looking like a whole other (ridiculously fake) person there's a problem. Not to mention she's risking her life to do so. 10 operations in one day cannot be safe and the doctor that did it needs to be smacked.
"I still can't believe I'm 23 and mom is reacting this way," Montag tells PEOPLE. "I'm nervous to go home and face her – especially with cameras rolling."
Really? We wonder why. Po thing.
Pick up the latest copy of People for the rest of the photos and to read the rest of this foolishness.
Socialize....